Message to the Hacker

Dearest Hacker,

Thank you so much for deleting my entire website and my husband’s entire website. I sincerely appreciate your consideration of our meager resources as artists and musicians when undertaking this entirely un-malicious task. I wish to express my profound gratitude for the destruction of more than a year’s work and the complete obliteration of my whole database. I am particularly grateful that the documentation of my artwork, which was so tediously collected, has now vanished.

In fact, I was so impressed by your services that I would like to commission another job for you. Since it is apparent you have an excess of time on your hands, I have some suggestions for future projects. Here are some ideas for hacks that are actually worthy of your time and talents:

1). Why don’t you research your local, neighborhood pedophiles and hack them instead? Better yet, use your skills to catch them in wrong doing and then send them back to jail.
2). In the good ole days, hackers went after “the man” and the government. Maybe you should go after “the woman” and publish more of her personal e-mails.
3). Be a modern day Robin Hood. Plunder the salaries of Wallstreet’s CEOs and give it to some of the poor smucks that were taken advantage of in this financial crisis.
4). I’m sure you are looking for a challenge – why don’t you hack yourself?

Please feel free to send me your real name, address and phone number so I can thank you properly.
May you continue to do onto others as you would have them do unto you.

God Bless You,